Regis-of-few-skills

I haven't updated in forever but this needs to be shared with the world. http://www2.mcdonalds.fi/day/avatar/avatarize.php?lid=finland&mId=33029939.3 I make one damn sexy avatar, Hannah

September is german for "flaming balls that suck harder than paris hilton". This can be verified on wikipedia, I assure you. So essentially classes are going pretty well.  My COGS course is one giant mindfuck, don't know what's really going on there.  But apparently I know have an online paper due next thursday, which incidentally is the day after my birthday (here begins the flaming balls), which has curtailed any beverage-related events.  The hot guy from my anatomy class has dropped the course so there goes my "living study-buddy", and my philosophy prof  is apparently unaware that soap has been invented.  I sit at the back and my eyes s

So as you all know, we are well into summer, weather is nice (mostly), kits beach has been voted the 3rd sexiest beach in north america (surely you must all know this by now), and do you all know why I'm not there adding to the beach's sexy?  Ask yourselves.  Do it.   (pause for dramatic effect) I will put an end to your pondering and deliberating.  I have the flu.  All-inclusive, feel like shit, fevers reaching brain-damaging temperatures, chain-smoker's cough, plus the oh-so-sexy perpetual dampness.  What could be better? Symphony in the park is this sunday so that's exciting.  More sunstroke and retardation.  Exactly what I need.  Altho